If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I
cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n
then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created
you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money &
even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good
looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice
comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz
contact zoo for detail
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an
cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now
read it without the word cat
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got
Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... &
You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky
and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the
hell is my roof?
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion
has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey
has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I
Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals" !
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life
bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life
bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice
Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about
you?
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that
has never been used.
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from
you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
